Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Vun(The Proxy)
2. Jaal(The Death Realm Logs)
3. Numa(The Saga Of Xyyme Mogal)

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Vun:  No, I'm not related to these kids.
Jaal:  Hey!  You're no older!  No, I don't know them.
Numa:  No idea.


2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Vun:  Absurd.  Those have been restricted.
Jaal:  Uh....Kelaian would never do such a thing....
Numa:  Yeah, that's totally possible for a girl!

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Vun:  I do as I please, when I please.
Jaal:  I write journal entries.
Numa:  Trying strange weapon disciplines is fun, but it can be

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Vun:  There is no shame.
Jaal:  I have no idea what the hell I am and I hate Kelaian...as much as I respect him and owe him.
Numa:  

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Vun:  Don't even go there...you won't make it out alive...
Jaal:  I haven't seen a girl since I left the world of the Life.
Numa:  I don't know what you all are talking about.

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Vun:  What do you consider questionable?
Jaal:  I'm lost...
Numa:  That's none of your business.

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Vun:  Let's go for a walk in the woods, I know a fun place to spend the dismal night...
Jaal:  I don't know you.
Numa:  Mr. Mogal is my only love.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Vun:  Not at all, I've learned that love is nothing but a lie to begin with.
Jaal:  No, just a bit weirded out by you.
Numa:  I don't give a crap.

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Vun:  Everyone.  I would kill everyone.  Most preferably the Drifting Shadows though...
Jaal:  Cefblefe.
Numa:  Either Kayami or Ezyah....both are keeping me from being Mrs. Mogal

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Vun:  Poor behavior.
Jaal:  I don't really get angry.
Numa:  People keeping me from Mr. Mogal.

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Vun:  Fuck off!
Jaal:  Wait, what just happened?
Numa:  You need help.

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Vun:  I'm going to make you cry soon.
Jaal:  What on earth are you saying?  You confuse me!
Numa:  Onieka is the only place I've been to with a volcano...

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Vun:  None.
Jaal:  No one.
Numa:  My parents and Mr. Mogal of course.

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Vun:  Cocaine is only used by the Clouds.  They manage it all, and distribute none.
Jaal:  ...I'm still confused...
Numa:  Life has taken me down some strange roads...

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Vun:  Yes.  I'm getting fed up.
Jaal:  This is kinda annoying.
Numa:  Please not many more

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Vun:  The brain of a living man.
Jaal:  WHAT!?  VUN!?!?  What the hell kind of a world do you come from!?  I've licked a stone once, but not a BRAIN!!!
Numa:  Probably a sword or a mallet.

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Vun:  Your question is pointless, The Crown killed off everyone who had any ailments that couldn't be cured.
Jaal:  Everyone in my world died before AIDS could be spread
Numa:  Well, now I'm lost...

18) There is no question 18.
Vun:  Colonel Obvious has spoken.
Jaal:  Don't you mean Captain?
Numa:  Where I'm originally from we say General.

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Vun:  Sex is completely regulated by The Crown, and besides, there's no time for things like that with me.  I have work to do.
Jaal:  Yeah...I live in a world that has me and one other guy, and everyone else out to kill us...sexual things are personal business...
Numa:  I'd be happy just to get Mr. Mogal back...

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Vun:  I am not Nonu...
Jaal:  Can we be given something where I can at least give one serious answer?
Numa:  This was so pointless...